The horrible truth about nine month olds is that they put EVERYTHING in their mouths, including dead cockroaches. Yes, I said it...that was not a typo but a fact. Last week, Landon and I hung out in the back room of our home, also known as the office. I was checking my Facebook account while he happily crawled around pulling books off the shelves. Finally, he seemed to settle down in front of the sliding glass doors, gazing out at the pool. A while later he crawled under my feet and looked up at me with his bright blue eyes. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary until I spotted an unfamiliar piece of something hanging near his chin. Assuming it was part of a small leaf, I went to remove it. That's when my assumption changed. Leaves don't have little hairs on them! YIKES! Nope, this was not a leaf but an insect leg. As I brushed it off my nine month old, I noticed he was chewing on something. It took up almost the entire area of his mouth. I shook my head in disbelief thinking there was no way he could have a bug in his mouth because the floors were just recently vacuummed. As I got closer, the sick reality set in. There was a large cockroach in my baby's mouth and I had to get it out. The thought of sweeping it out with my finger gave me chills. He was not choking on it so there was no immediate danger. So, I dangled my baby upside down and shook him gently, praying it would just fall out. Not a chance! I then squeezed his cheeks together (while he was still hanging upside down) and shook him again. Finally, it dropped onto the carpet. I threw my baby over my shoulder and hugged him so grateful that he was fine. I rinsed his mouth out, of course, and gave him some juice to get rid of the roach breath. My heroism continued as I bravely disposed of the intruder. I had little desire to eat for the remainder of the day. I'm sure you understand.
I did learn two things as a result of this experience. First, force your kids to use pacifiers as babies. They won't need to use a cockroach as a chew toy. Second, my pest control service is working even if it does leave deceased insects behind for my little Landon to stumble upon. Oh the truth can be HORRIBLE sometimes, can't it?

A plus for me, he's learned how to hold his bottle and feed himself. Yay! Hands free feeding! I am finding I can accomplish a whole lot more around the house now with so much extra time.
I am so happy to be home this year to watch all his "firsts". I look forward to the next stages of his life.
